Friday, December 09, 2005
The Chronicles Absurdities of Narnia
Watched The Chronicles of Narnia last nite.
Not bad, but still cannot challenge Lord of the Rings la. Lotsa kids eventhough it was the 11.35pm show. The length of the movie was 2 hours 10 minutes.
Remain seated after the show coz during the ending credit there's one extra scene.
Some comments though.
1. Male fawns and centaurs all had naked torsos. But when it comes to the females, they're like wearing clothes. WTF???
2. The male fawn walks on its(his) hind legs. Ouestion : Where's his d**k and balls?
3. After Peter killed the wolf with his sword, Aslan asked him to clean his sword. Hello....there's no blood on it. In fact, you don't see blood at all in the movie (must be the UMUM rating).
4. Aslan's army was camped inside a valley. Are they suicidal? You're open for a massacre if the enemy holds the higher grounds. Hmmm, funny also, since the witch knows where Aslan's army is, she should have taken advantage and surprised them while they're in camp.
5. One of the wolves managed to escape and Aslan's soldiers followed it to the Witch's camp. They also managed to rescue Edmund. Question : Where the f**k were the Witch's sentries?
6. Edmund's archers were stationed on higher grounds during the aerial bombardment on the witch's army by the half eagle/half feline animals. Question : Why didn't they give covering fire while the raid went on? Instead they allowed the Witch's archers to shoot the animals down.
7. The centaurs went to war wearing armour on the torso but was armourless on his horse end part. Assuming his torso was 3 feet high while his horse end part was say 5-7 feet long, he couln't have defended himself well. Question : Shouldn't they be attacked at the most vulnerable part by the Witch's army instead of fighting head on?
8. Peter brought the Witch and her army to a narrow gulley, kononnya a trap. But again, the archers fired just one salvo and after that, just stood by and let them move forward.
9. It is a narrow gulley, suddenly they're fighting hand to hand in a slightly open plain. Huh? Where did that come from?
Good movie but some of the scenes defies logic right?
Not bad, but still cannot challenge Lord of the Rings la. Lotsa kids eventhough it was the 11.35pm show. The length of the movie was 2 hours 10 minutes.
Remain seated after the show coz during the ending credit there's one extra scene.
Some comments though.
1. Male fawns and centaurs all had naked torsos. But when it comes to the females, they're like wearing clothes. WTF???
2. The male fawn walks on its(his) hind legs. Ouestion : Where's his d**k and balls?
3. After Peter killed the wolf with his sword, Aslan asked him to clean his sword. Hello....there's no blood on it. In fact, you don't see blood at all in the movie (must be the UMUM rating).
4. Aslan's army was camped inside a valley. Are they suicidal? You're open for a massacre if the enemy holds the higher grounds. Hmmm, funny also, since the witch knows where Aslan's army is, she should have taken advantage and surprised them while they're in camp.
5. One of the wolves managed to escape and Aslan's soldiers followed it to the Witch's camp. They also managed to rescue Edmund. Question : Where the f**k were the Witch's sentries?
6. Edmund's archers were stationed on higher grounds during the aerial bombardment on the witch's army by the half eagle/half feline animals. Question : Why didn't they give covering fire while the raid went on? Instead they allowed the Witch's archers to shoot the animals down.
7. The centaurs went to war wearing armour on the torso but was armourless on his horse end part. Assuming his torso was 3 feet high while his horse end part was say 5-7 feet long, he couln't have defended himself well. Question : Shouldn't they be attacked at the most vulnerable part by the Witch's army instead of fighting head on?
8. Peter brought the Witch and her army to a narrow gulley, kononnya a trap. But again, the archers fired just one salvo and after that, just stood by and let them move forward.
9. It is a narrow gulley, suddenly they're fighting hand to hand in a slightly open plain. Huh? Where did that come from?
Good movie but some of the scenes defies logic right?
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next time go read the book.
why la you want to question every single thing? just sit back and enjoy laaa ..
*bimbo*
why la you want to question every single thing? just sit back and enjoy laaa ..
*bimbo*
Babe : I betcha that when you watch the movie, you're gonna look for all those things I said nanti. :D
WRONG ... i don't even remember what you've written. and i'm not going to watch the movie. i've read the book. all of them in fact.
*still very sore here*
*still very sore here*
Babe,
*still very sore here*
Hmmmm, 25 bucks? Two frappacino boleh, mamak 5 kali, wayang 3 kali, mee maggi banyak kali, teh tarik 25 gelas. Want me to go on?
Ok la, next time I watch a movie I won't be so critical.
*still very sore here*
Hmmmm, 25 bucks? Two frappacino boleh, mamak 5 kali, wayang 3 kali, mee maggi banyak kali, teh tarik 25 gelas. Want me to go on?
Ok la, next time I watch a movie I won't be so critical.
yes, please continue.
nasib baik only rmbloody25. kalo dak, mmg aku langgar je the parking bloody barrier. hiddiot! (that's me lor).
nasib baik only rmbloody25. kalo dak, mmg aku langgar je the parking bloody barrier. hiddiot! (that's me lor).
Ya Allah,
Banyak komplen pulak pakcik ni. Nama pun movie kanak2 tu kan, tak yah ler serius banget.
Betul la Ewok, dia ni tengok movie macam analyse proposal...
And I can't imagine how serious he would be when he does that...
LARI!!!!
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Banyak komplen pulak pakcik ni. Nama pun movie kanak2 tu kan, tak yah ler serius banget.
Betul la Ewok, dia ni tengok movie macam analyse proposal...
And I can't imagine how serious he would be when he does that...
LARI!!!!
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