Monday, December 05, 2005
Looney Toons
Yesterday Ewok, the Moozes and I were dragged by Lil Ms D to meet her date somewhere in Hartamas. I'm good at becoming a balachi these days. Anyone wants to use my services?
(That's twice I've saved you. Masuk buku 555 ok)
Mak aiii!!! Tua nya.
He's 50+, anak 10 + 2 (step la), divorced 3 times..and still looking for another one. I think he can pass as one of the candidates for the new Mencari Cinta show, but sure kena kicked out in the 1st episode - reason? tua kerepot. He looks like one of the security guard at my office, tapi kaya gila..pakai SLK lagi. Oh ya, he's a contractor by the way.
Aiyooo..you want to date aaaa, next time wear something nice la. Slacks - ok, shirt - checked (ok la), shoes - tarak pakai selipar?????. Apa punya jantan la. No fashion sense at all.
From the conversation, he's looking for companionship and mother to his kids (wuih..eldest 29 years old ok).
Alo D, he's not for you la. But he does seem interested with Ewok. Hahaha (Sure die la I if she reads this).
Anyway, we drank the most expensive smoothie we could find and he paid for it. Ketuk..jangan tak ketuk.
Ewok gave the reason got to go somewhere and Ms D had to send her home...and the date ended.
Why la Lil Ms D always get this kind of men?
(That's twice I've saved you. Masuk buku 555 ok)
Mak aiii!!! Tua nya.
He's 50+, anak 10 + 2 (step la), divorced 3 times..and still looking for another one. I think he can pass as one of the candidates for the new Mencari Cinta show, but sure kena kicked out in the 1st episode - reason? tua kerepot. He looks like one of the security guard at my office, tapi kaya gila..pakai SLK lagi. Oh ya, he's a contractor by the way.
Aiyooo..you want to date aaaa, next time wear something nice la. Slacks - ok, shirt - checked (ok la), shoes - tarak pakai selipar?????. Apa punya jantan la. No fashion sense at all.
From the conversation, he's looking for companionship and mother to his kids (wuih..eldest 29 years old ok).
Alo D, he's not for you la. But he does seem interested with Ewok. Hahaha (Sure die la I if she reads this).
Anyway, we drank the most expensive smoothie we could find and he paid for it. Ketuk..jangan tak ketuk.
Ewok gave the reason got to go somewhere and Ms D had to send her home...and the date ended.
Why la Lil Ms D always get this kind of men?
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isk .. the least the picture could so was for you to hold lil ms do to ransom or something like that ... or just to embarass her.
DG : Jadi passport untuk kau against who? Your Home Minister...tak nak tak nak. Mati ooo
Babe : Lil Ms D reading oso la. Die la again. Pi mintak maaf ngan dia..pi.
Babe : Lil Ms D reading oso la. Die la again. Pi mintak maaf ngan dia..pi.
dear lil ms d, saya mintak maaf.
tortoise, i'm sure you took a picture. saja tak mau kasi tau. i won't tell her okay?
tortoise, i'm sure you took a picture. saja tak mau kasi tau. i won't tell her okay?
lil ms. d - thank you but i very the pemalu kind. *hides behind curtains*
tortoise - at the leastest, she can make curry. (don't care about SLK. i want my mini cooper).
tortoise - at the leastest, she can make curry. (don't care about SLK. i want my mini cooper).
send me to KLIA tonight can?? hehehehhe...........ask the guy to find someone his age liao...rich or not rich...shesshhh...
Babe : Pemalu???? Muahahahaa. Tak leh percaya langsung.
Ewok : Betul!!! Dia suka kat you.
Fina : Ala..lambat la lu sound.
Ewok : Betul!!! Dia suka kat you.
Fina : Ala..lambat la lu sound.
Aiyoo.. D? Who set u up this time? Isk.. isk.. isk...
Ewok pun kena? Aiyoo... u play2 flirting ngan mamat tu jugak? Jeling2 dgn mata mu yg besar tu ye... notti girl.. :)
Goslow - u want to be my balachi? Got some paperwork for u to type and sent out. Need it by 2nite. Boleh? Hehehe.
Ewok pun kena? Aiyoo... u play2 flirting ngan mamat tu jugak? Jeling2 dgn mata mu yg besar tu ye... notti girl.. :)
Goslow - u want to be my balachi? Got some paperwork for u to type and sent out. Need it by 2nite. Boleh? Hehehe.
Babe : U freak! If you strip everyone will run lor!
Ace : Tak kosa aku.
Shell : Memang Kah 3x pun. Takcle anak dia..hish tak mau.
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Ace : Tak kosa aku.
Shell : Memang Kah 3x pun. Takcle anak dia..hish tak mau.
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